Princess Zeta Bear graduates with a 4.0 Summa Cum Laude in the top ninety-eight percentile of her class. She would have received several scholarships from various institutes, though her lack of opposable thumbs prevented her from filling out applications. Still, she plans on pursuing a degree in Canine Good Citizenship at either the U of PetSmart or the U of Doggy Day Out. While there, she will continue to refine her socialization skills and her studies in "staying with distractions," "maintaining a perfect recall," and "falling over 'dead'" on cue.
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Congratulations to Her Royal Highness!
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