We Did Not Make This Up

I have a friend whose story is better than mine today. I warn those of you with young children. Especially those with boys. They grow into teens. And no. I didn't get this from a chain email.

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The Story

"Did you know that if you unscrew the little cap at the end of the faucet in the bathroom, and then dont shut the faucet all the way off, instead of dripping down into the sink, the water actually runs BACK along the bottom of the faucet, down to the countertop, over to the drawer underneath the countertop (which, of course, is open) fills the drawer with water, leaks out of the drawer to the floor, floods the floor including the bathmat, towels, and miscellaneous clothes and clutter that have been dropped there, and makes its way all the way through the floor to the kitchen ceiling, creating several splotches of damp, drippy brownish stuff, the wiping off of which removes not only the drippy stuff, but the paint AND the plaster?

I am not making this up."

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I didn't make this up either.

This is not an email chain letter.

Though it should be.